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Wednesday, 4 January 2012

Difference between Grans and Grandads

Ever wondered what the  difference between Grannies and Grandads is?
5 year old granddaughter is usually taken to school, daily, by her
When he had a bad cold his wife took the grandchild.

That night she told her parents that  the ride to school with granny was very different!!

"What made it different?" asked her parents:

"Gran and I didn't see a single tosser,  blind bastard, dick-head or wanker anywhere on the way to school today!'


  1. And no doubt all the other women drivers on the road drove at the correct speed, paused at all the roundabouts & give-way junctions, and, it was only male drivers using their mobile phones.

  2. Grandad.

    I can spot fake coughing a mile off.

  3. Spot on. It's me and 'er to a T!

    Not many things make us both laugh out loud these, so well done you tosser!

  4. Bet Granny took the "scenic" route .. ;)


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