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Sunday, 11 December 2011

One has to love the Irish logic..... I do.....


You know there are so many TV channels, each starved of new programs.

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter....
The interview was as follows:

The lady reporter: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease... Can you offer any reason for this disease?"

The farmer stared at the reporter and said: ...............
"Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?"

Reporter (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information.But what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"

Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"

Reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?"

Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day.... And only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?"

The program was never aired...


  1. Two cows are standing side by side in a paddock.

    One cow says to the other
    "you worried about mad cow disease?"

    The other says-
    "Nah, doesn't bother me, I'm a chicken".

  2. Wonderful bit o' logic there, from a shepherd, FE .. ;)

  3. You have made an awesome attempt and is doing consistanty good.


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