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Tuesday, 18 October 2011

Not for those of an impure mind


Mouse animated

What Gets Longer When Pulled,
Fits Between your Boobs,
Inserts Neatly in a Hole
AND works best when it is jerked?

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cat & finger

A Seatbelt you pervert!
  Buckle up!


  1. FE

    Whats long and thin, covered in skin, red in parts, goes into Tarts?


    I'll get me coat.

  2. Have forwarded to my good lady wife who has insisted on not seeing my cock for over 4 years. ouch!

  3. What's brown, steamy and comes backwards out of Cowes ?

    The Isle of Wight ferry ..

    I know .. I know .. into that bloody corner again .. ;)


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