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Friday, 16 September 2011


A man and a woman who had never  met  before,
But who were both married to other people
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping
room on a trans-continental  train.



Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very  tired  and
fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth
and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned  down and gently woke
the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm  sorry to bother you,
but would you be willing to reach into the closet
to get me a  second  blanket?  I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied "Just for tonight,
let's pretend  that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!", he exclaimed.

"'Good", she replied "Get  your own f….ing  blanket."
After a moment of  silence, he  farted.

The   End

H/T to David

1 comment:

  1. Bob Monkhouse (PBUH) averred that old-fashioned courtship and marriage were dead. "All a man has to do now," he said, "is go out in the street, find a woman he doesn't like, and give her his house."


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