My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having s*x with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with coins while she danced.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
If the bank returns your cheque marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Kensington fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of British were caught sneaking into Ethiopia.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.