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Sunday 3 July 2011

LEARN A WORD A DAY: NECROPHILIA

A man was brought before the judge and charged with NECROPHILIA (making love to a dead person). 

The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing.  Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the jail keys in the toilet?"

The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons: j

1. It's none of your damn business;

2. She was my wife; and.....

3. I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"

SO LADIES TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE GAME…..

GUYS, IF THERE IS NOT MUCH MOVEMENT, STOP IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK IF SHE IS ALIVE.

5 comments:

  1. I suppose you heard about the guy who was into flagellation, necrophilia, and bestiality? - He gave it up as he found he was just flogging a dead horse...






    I guess that's kiboshed your next 2 posts!

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  2. I tried it once. It was dead boring...



    ....and then the bitch split on me!

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  3. Captain Haddock3 July 2011 at 18:18

    Whislt Incest is merely relatively boring ..

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  4. Another man was in court for bestiality.

    He was found guilty but the judge said "I have never had a case like this. I don't know what to do with you."

    An old lady in the public gallery shouted "Give him the cat."

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  5. I write a sensible post and all I get is smut from you lot. Desist, begone. Defilers of this blog.

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