Oh what NOW!: Women

Monday, 6 June 2011

I just don't understand my wife. She's

always nagging me to keep things around

the house fixed up..........

I replaced the broken door latch on her car.

I installed new taps in the kitchen sink.

I fixed the sagging kitchen cabinets.

I replaced the rotten steps by the front door.

She wanted a Porta-Potty" for when we went camping.

She wanted more privacy in the bathroom.

I fixed everything she wanted.......
And still, she isn't happy....!

Note to self. Must get around to serious posting.

Joe Public6 June 2011 at 19:58
Now we know why you call yourself an 'Engineer'.

Maybe your sobriquet should be 'The Ingenious Engineer'?
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The Filthy Engineer6 June 2011 at 20:03
I run the internationally known firm of "Bodgeit and Scarper".
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microdave6 June 2011 at 21:34
But you didn't install a socket for her hairdryer in the bathroom...

Seen at Waspnest's brother's blog
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Captain Haddock7 June 2011 at 09:00
Barry Bucknell eat yer heart out .. :) :)
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Captain Haddock7 June 2011 at 10:22
"I run the internationally known firm of "Bodgeit and Scarper" ...

I was told by a mate of mine who used to live in West London that there were a pair of Sikh brothers who worked as odd-job men in & around Southall ..

Apparently, the logo on their van read ..

"You've tried the Cowboys .. now try the Indians" ..

And in the Town where I now live, a firm who sell made-to-measure blinds, display a sign reading "Blind Man Driving" in the rear window of their delivery van ..
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microdave7 June 2011 at 19:57
From my collection:

http://i54.tinypic.com/5r250.jpg

And this one:

http://chickencrap.com/media_images/3383.jpg?546
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