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Friday, 20 May 2011

Run for your lives. From Zombies?

Taken from the Centres for Disease Control and Prevention.

There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for. Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That’s right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you’ll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency.

Ooh err.

So what do you need to do before zombies…or hurricanes or pandemics for example, actually happen? First of all, you should have an emergency kit in your house. This includes things like water, food, and other supplies to get you through the first couple of days before you can locate a zombie-free refugee camp (or in the event of a natural disaster, it will buy you some time until you are able to make your way to an evacuation shelter or utility lines are restored). Below are a few items you should include in your kit, for a full list visit the CDC Emergency page.

Run for the hills. We are all doomed.

Actually it’s designed to give you a lighthearted mine of information of what you should have at hand in case disaster strikes.

You might be advised to stock up today.

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end of world

Nut Jobs the lot of them.


  1. I'll be okay, I have this special hat made from aluminium foil...

  2. Captain Haddock20 May 2011 at 18:18

    If all else fails ..

    Bend forward from the waist, grasping your thighs & force your head between them ..

    Then, whilst maintaning this posture say three (3) quick "Hail Mary's" before kissing your arse goodbye ..

    Alternatively .. go out tonight & get totally Bladdered, Minging, Stinking, Shit-faced, Hand-Carted pissed ..

    If Plod intervenes at any stage, just tell 'em, you couldn't give a fuck .. as the world is gonna end tomorrow .. so they can go ahead & lock you up .. or get stuffed ..

  3. Bladdered will do me fine. Mind you. Not a change from any other day.


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