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Friday, 10 September 2010

Accepted uses of the F word

There are only ten times in history when the F-word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

1. "What the f*ck do you mean, we are Sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912.

2. "What the f*ck was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945.

3. "Where did all those f*cking Indians come from?"
-- Gen. Armstrong Custer, 1877.

4. "Any f*cking idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938.

5. "It does so f*cking look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926.

6. "How the f*ck did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 B.C.

7. "You want WHAT on the f*cking ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566.

8. "Where the f*ck am I?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937.

9. "Scattered f*cking showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 B.C.

10. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f*cking mad."
-- Saddam Hussein, 2003.

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1 comment:

  1. Holy carp, I used to have those or variations (Who let the F*cking woman drive? - Atlantis Shuttle commander, Who planted that F*cking tree there? - Marc Bolan etc) on a t-shirt years ago. Believe it was titled "The 10 Greatest F*cks of All Time". Got accosted by some old giffer in a service station on the M1 who complained it was obscene. I replied that I didn't ask him to read it.


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