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Thursday, 17 June 2010

If it saves one child.........

You know how the righteous use this phrase to try and ban everything.

Firstly, I'd like to know who this one child is that keeps getting its life saved. It's either enormously lucky, or a stupid little toe-rag. Probably the latter – it does keep getting into these scrapes that it has to be rescued from. If someone can let me know the little bastard's name and address, I'll undertake to go round and put it permanently out of our misery.

Job done.


  1. Whenever I hear "A man is knocked down every 5 minutes on this road" I automatically ask why he doesn't just get out of the fucking road?

  2. A father having a smoke to calm down has probably saved the life of many a child!

  3. Every day the dog and I go for a tramp in the woods...He's getting right ticked off about it as well.

    Good antique hand chiselled jokes...

    That woman giving birth every 2 minutes as well?


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