Acidification of the Sea

First we had Global Cooling

Then were all going to die of radiation from the hole in the Ozone layer.

Then we had Global Warming

Next came the general scare of Climate Change

Now I hear that the seas are all turning to Acid.

This becoming bloody ridiculous. It appears they don't really care what they try to scare us with, just so long as we're kept in a perpetual state of fear.

Acid Bollocks from the BEEB