Unintentional environmental offences - Check. Drought order. My garden comes first.
Insult of the State, Nation or State symbols - Check. Bloody F*****g EU
Insult or resistance to a representative of public authority - Check, see above.
Public order offences, breach of the public peace - Clean as the driven snow
Revealing a secret or breaching an obligation of secrecy - Mmmm, better not say too much.
Unintentional damage or destruction of property - Check. Set the scout hut on fire
Offences against migration law - an "Open category" (offences undefined thus all encompassing) - Not done this one.
Offences against military obligations - an "Open category" (offences undefined thus all encompassing) - Probably
Unauthorised entry or residence - Yes, but don't tell my sister
Other offences an "Open category" (offences undefined thus all encompassing) - Guilty M'lud
Other unintentional offences - See above.
Prohibition from frequenting some places - Banned from the Officers bar
Prohibition from entry to a mass event - Not done this one.
Placement under electronic surveillance ("fixed or mobile" - eg: home, car, mobile phone etc) - We will be shortly by the EU, so yes to this.
Withdrawal of a hunting / fishing license - Nope
Prohibition to play certain games/sports - Check. I was useless, so they wouldn't pick me at school
Prohibition from national territory - Not yet.
Personal obligation - an "Open category" (offences undefined thus all encompassing) - mmmm
"Fine" - all fines. inc minor non-criminal offences - Check. does no MOT, count
We really are fucked, aren't we.