You remember that gimmicky website, where we were all exhorted to post up which laws we would like to have repealed or amended.
One of the most populated areas was the smoking section with dozens of topics calling for an amendment to the law. And hundreds of comments.
You probably guessed it already. They are just ignoring it
In other words it was just more spin to make us think that they are better than labour.
Cunts.
In light of the hysteria by some of the populace such as "Mothers against Guns" after the recent spate of killings. Here is an amusing little interview.
One of the smartest replys' on gun phobia to date !! ....
For those who don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an 'Australian treasure!'
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you've got to love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent.
Sleeping beauty and her Prince.
You were supposed to give her a kiss, you twat.
The BBC has informed me tonight that I'm in mortal peril. This dragon, meteor strike, plague, heatwave is going to kill millions. So they would like you to believe. FFS I've worked in temperatures of 50 deg C with no ill effects. Just a few sensible precautions are needed such as plenty of fluids, keep out of direct sun where possible, wear loose fitting clothing, and shock horror, increase your salt intake. (The health police are so going to get me for that last one).
The BEEB have even plastered the NHS direct number over their TV weather charts. No doubt if you ring it, stating you feel a bit hot and sweaty, they'll probably suggest you have a swine flue jab.
So chill out folks. Flash up the barbie and have a few cold beers.
*I'm taking the precaution of adding ice to my whisky.
Here you are, Eric Pickles. Here's the list That I'd cut from my Borough Council. (Note it is not the County Council).
I've struck through the one's I'd axe just to help you.
Car Parking Charges Advisory Board
Community Development Advisory Board
Community Safety Scrutiny Sub-Committee
Customer Service Improvement Advisory Board
Electoral Review Working Group
Finance and Property Advisory Board
Housing Associations Liaison Panel
Joint Employee Consultative Committee
Leisure and Arts Advisory Board
Licensing and Appeals Committee
Licensing and Appeals Committee sitting as a Panel
Local Environmental Management Advisory Board
Older Persons Issues Advisory Board
Planning and Transportation Advisory Board
Standards Assessment Sub-Committee
Standards Hearings Sub-Committee
Standards Review Sub-Committee
Strategic Housing Advisory Board
Town and Parish Councils Standards Sub-Committee
Maybe I'm being too drastic. Then again maybe not. I'm getting on in years but I can't for the life of me think I need an Older Persons Issues Advisory Board .
This is what Jasmine from Aladdin ends up as.
As she's holding an M16, then she's probably working undercover for the CIA.
Anyone fancy another Fairy Tale ending or shall I quit whilst I'm ahead?
Previously on 24
Snow White.
You know you really should have gone on the pill. And send that lazy Prince out to work.
