As unpaid taxi driver. Dropped a husband and wife off a 20:00, sober. Picked same pair up, somewhat sozzled at 01:45. Typical drunks. Wanted me to take them via a fish and chip shop before home. I will enjoy the lunch tomorrow that you are paying for.
Anyway have a happy new year everyone who has supported this blog by reading and commenting.
FOX News reported today that Walt Disney's new film called 'Jet Black,' the African-American version of 'Snow White' has been canceled. All of the seven (7) dwarfs ”Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger, Drive By, Homeboy, and Shank have refused to sing 'Hi Ho' because they say it offends Black prostitutes. They also say they damn sure have no intention of singing, "It's off to work we go.
I'll be waiting for the knock on the door. Hopefully I've offended someone.
It would appear that Santa has gone missing.
U.S. INTELLIGENCE has confirmed this evening that Santa Clause was shot down at 16:09 GMT by by Syrian forces while flying inside Syrian airspace, American officials have said.
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2012/12/24/santa-shot-down-inside-syrian-airspace/
‘Tis the time to be cheerful. Within limits, that is.
Take no notice of the limits. It’s Christmas.
The most important ingredient.
Statistics have shown….
And of course the favourite vegetable.
I’m in the green everytime.
Must get plenty of lip balm again this year.
Mine will be 20 please.
Oh no. NOT AGAIN!
If you’re interested in the background to the dead offender you might be interested to read
Written by Anna Raccoon.
