Much has made of the fact that the chancellor has cut beer duty by a penny per pint.
FFS. Around my way a pint is around £3.20. A penny means bugger all.
Why do they bother with these meaningless gestures?
Now if it had been £1, then I would celebrate. Meanwhile the pubs will have to do without my custom.
You’re walking along the road, minding your own business, when a man walks up to you and demands you handover your wallet.
In your wallet is 100 euros.
The man opens your wallet and takes out 7 euros, and then walks off.
What just happened? In my mind it is just straight theft. To the EU it’s just a way of balancing the Euro books.
After this little escapade I can see that anyone in the southern EU area (Spain, Portugal, Greece. etc) will now quietly begin withdrawing their savings from the banks. (Well I would).
I suspect that that little theft is going to cause more problems to EU banks that are up shit street already.
Just saying.
They’re not going to brainwash the kiddies until they’re fourteen now.
Debate about climate change has been cut out of the national curriculum for children under 14, prompting claims of political interference in the syllabus by the government that has failed "our duty to future generations".
The latest draft guidelines for children in key stages 1 to 3 have no mention of climate change under geography teaching and a single reference to how carbon dioxide produced by humans impacts on the climate in the chemistry section. There is also no reference to sustainable development, only to the "efficacy of recycling", again as a chemistry subject.
Wow. Especially as I read this in the Guardian. (Spits).
The alarmists are appalled:
"What you seem to have is a major political interference with the geography syllabus," said the government's former science adviser Prof Sir David King.
"It's just hollowed out argument," said John Ashton, the government's climate change envoy until last summer, and a founder of the independent not-for-profit group E3G. "Climate change should have as much prominence as anything in teaching geography in schools."
Maybe the schools can be left to teach real science. Why should children below fourteen need to know about the science of climate change anyway? Then again of course the alarmists need a new generation of children to badger their parents into adopting the global warming narrative.
The doctor said, 'Harry, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
The bad news is that it will require castration.
You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'
I was shocked and depressed. I wondered if I had anything to live for.
I had no choice but to go under the knife.
When I left the hospital, I was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but I felt like I was missing an important part of Myself.
As I walked down the street, I realized that I felt like a different person. I could make a new beginning and live a new life.
I saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit...'
I entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit..'
The elderly tailor eyed me briefly and said, 'Let's see... Size 44 long.'
I laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said..
I tried on the suit it fitted perfectly.
As I, admired myself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'
I thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'
The salesman eyed me and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'
I was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'
'Been in the business 60 years.'
I tried on the shirt and it fitted perfectly.
I walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'
I thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'
The salesman said, 'Let's see... Size 36.
I laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'
The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34.
A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'
* I’ve been feeling like shit, Decent posts will resume in the near future*
I received a message from Google this morning telling me that they are going to shut down their “Reader” application. Bloody annoying if you ask me, as I use it follow blogs and the news.
Anyone know of another programme that I can import my RSS feeds into?
Apparently it’s “National No Smoking day”.
Wednesday 13 March is National No Smoking Day, which aims to help and support people who want to quit smoking.
And of course the nannying fussbuckets have dreamed up a new slogan for this year.
'Swap Fags for Swag'
I must admit the MSM have gone cold on this. I expected huge articles in support, but it seems the MSM aren’t interested this year
There’s only one thing that I can truly say about this.
FUCK OFF, YOU NANNYING WANKERS.
*Not too strong I hope?*
