The Saga continues

The continuing tale of a Policeman's lot.

Part one is here if you haven't read it.

 

 

 

 

 

Enough of this tomfoolery for today. More tommorrow.

The ladybird saga will continue tomorrow

Be prepared for homosexuality, malpractice, and down right chicanery

Charity donations required.

 

My Son is going to enter the Great North Run in aid of the charity Kidscan. If you feel you can donate a bob or two please feel free to visit the widget at the top of my side bar.

I will be giving away a free video of my son collapsing in a heap to anyone who wants it, after the event.

Ladybird continued.

Latter day policing. Or is it?

 

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It gets better. Do you want me to continue?

Don't do this at home.

You naughty boy.

Ladybird book three.

There's something wrong with the picture. What is it?

 

 

 

It's a Policeman on the street.

People at work.

I hope you've read book 1. I really should be in the education business.

 

How it works.

I remember these books from my childhood. Though not quite the subject in the picture below. We didn't have computers then.

.NET v JAVA

Sex

Seven Kinds Of Sex ...

The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.

This kind of sex happens when you first meet

someone and you both have sex until you are

blue in the face.

 

The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.

This is when you have been with your partner for

a short time and you are so needy you will have

sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

 

The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.

This is when you have been with your partner for a

long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you

usually have sex only in your bedroom.

 

The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.

This is when you have been with your partner for too

long. When you pass each other in the hallway you

both say ..... 'F**k You.'

 

The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.

Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the

afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

 

The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.

This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he

takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

 

And . Last ... But not least ....

The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.

You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.