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Wednesday, 16 February 2011

We’re doomed I tell you, doomed.

Again the BBC are pushing their CAGW  agenda again. It would seem that local flooding is all down to greenhouse gasses.

It would appear so, due to computer models. Where have we heard that before I wonder?

Of course this was from the Beeb’s ecoloon – in – chief, Richard Black.

A research team led from Oxford University ran computer models of the atmosphere as it actually was, and parallel models of the atmosphere as it would have been without the carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases that had accumulated from humanity's emissions.

This produced projections of rainfall patterns, which were then fed into a further model that translated rainfall into the impact on river basins across England and Wales.

The 2000 floods occurred when river basins filled up rapidly.

"We looked at how greenhouse gas emissions affected the odds of a flood," related Pardeep Pall, the Oxford researcher who led the study.

"We found that the emissions substantially increased the odds of a flood occurring in 2000, with about a doubling of the likelihood."

And

The researchers suggest there is nothing that can explain this trend except the slow steady increase in temperatures caused by greenhouse gas emissions.

"In North America, precipitation extremes correspond to the El Nino effect in pretty characteristic ways, where some regions get heavy rainfall while others receive less extreme precipitation," said Francis Zwiers from the University of Victoria in Canada.

"But we don't see these spatial variations in our study, and our models don't generate that kind of spatial structure either.

"The evidence is leading us in another direction, to a phenomena that influences precipitations in a global scale - and the only thing we can think of is the changing composition of the atmosphere."

However notice the weasel word in that last paragraph. Suggest.

I must admit I didn’t expect to read this.

This was a point taken up by Sir Brian Hoskins from the Grantham Institute for Climate Change Research, who was not involved with either of these studies.

"Both studies depend heavily on the accuracy of their computer models," he told reporters.

Once bitten, twice shy maybe?

If you want to read the whole article it is HERE as I can’t be bothered to write the whole article here.

UK uprising

We should follow the example of Egypt. Watch and listen.

This was pulled from Youtube. I wonder why?

A tip of the hat to Max

Tuesday, 15 February 2011

CACC. Get off your arses you lazy buggers.

The CACC (Campaign against climate change, Honorary President, George Monbiot), really are a lazy bunch. If they have such a popular organisation, complete with editorial staff. Why do they only manage one post every two months?

They even have a forum where the last contribution was 4th December 2010. I have a feeling that they are not getting the support as their once hyped , “We’re all doomed “, scenario has become old hat to the general populace, as more and more people are questioning the science behind the scam.

Here is their latest attempt to garner support. I wonder how many will attend. Maybe I should bolster the numbers.

Confronting the Climate Emergency in an era of "austerity"

1.00 pm - 6.00 pm, Room B04, Birkbeck University, Malet Street, London WC1E 7HX (map here)

Join us in discussing ...

  • What can we do to get the urgent action we need to confront the climate crisis during the coming  year?
  • What are the key considerations about the current political scene?  And the social and economic scene, media climate etc. etc.
  • Bullding the climate movement nationally and internationally.
  • Putting climate back at the heart of the national debate
  • Radical solutions / Building a Zero Carbon Britain / Million Climate Jobs
  • Concrete ideas for action.

Form groups with others with similar interests / ideas within the campaign.... to convert ideas into real action.

Get involved, learn from others, bring your ideas... get active in the fight against the greatest threat to humanity we've ever seen...

Point 1. Bugger all, The country has no money>

Point 2. I suppose you’ve got that twat Huhne as an ally.

Point 3. I think that you’ll find that the average man in the street has more to worry about in the financial climate gripping the world.

Point 4. Don’t make me larf. See Point 3.

Point 5. Build more nuclear power stations is the simple answer. A million climate jobs subsidised by the taxpayer is a drain on the economy that we can’t afford. Please read economy 101.

Point 6. Do nothing.

CACC. There you are. No need to travel and use up precious carbon getting there.

*10,000,000 tons of carbon were emitted by this blog post  construction*

Flying pigs?

It must be a slow day at the Evening Standard.

CPS drops the case of assault by flying sausage

sausage

WTF?

A bizarre case of assault by sausage has been dropped after a judge said that prosecuting could affect the dignity of his court and the prosecution process itself.

*As you can see it’s a quiet day at FE towers as well*

Religion of Peace. I think not

From the channel 4 dispatches programme aired last night. No wonder we home grow our own terrorists.

H/T to The Barking Spider who comments more prosaically than me on this video.

PS. If all the vids won’t play automatically, just click on the side arrows.

Monday, 14 February 2011

Bin Fairies?

wheelie bin

I’m not sure whether I contracted Dementia, just plain forgetful, or there are demonic forces at play at FE towers.

Now Mrs FE always puts one of the wheelie bins (Green one this week) out on a Monday morning before she sets out for her sixteen hour shift down the porridge mines. (We need the money to keep me in drink, fags and truffles, you see).

After arising from my bed at the early hour of  eleven AM and consuming a leisurely breakfast of strong coffee I went out in the spirit of marital harmony to retrieve the bin from the end of the drive.

And.

NO BIN. First thought was that an international gang of bin nappers was operating in the area. Second thought was whether to call the police and ask if they have an armed bin recovery squad available. Third thought was time for a fag. Of course the ciggie packet, only having one it, had to be disposed of, so round the corner of the house to deposit it in the black bin.

And

Bugger me. There was the Green bin nestling up against the Black bin. How did it get there? Have we got a bin moving charitable organisation set up in my neighbourhood all of a sudden, Fairies, or maybe I’ve become senile and should be put out of my misery with a non Halal stun gun? What do you think?

Sunday, 13 February 2011

Sunday Night Nostalgia

A young female welder who is passionate about dance falls in love with the owner of the plant she works in. What she doesn’t realise is that he pulled strings to get her an audition with a top dance academy. But………………………. They lived happily ever after. I hope.

Saturday, 12 February 2011

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Could we please leave?

I would like to think that the Twat Cameron would have the balls to use the prisoner voting issue to stand up to the EU. I bet that he caves in. Anyone going to bet against me?

Thought not.

Oh Dear. Butter won’t melt in your mouth

H/T to Theo Spark for this.