Suppose you opened a suitcase and found the following items in it. Who would you think it belongs to?
One pair of ladies sandals.
Four ladies dresses.
One chick lit book.
One yellow child swimming pool aid.
One packet of children's’ swimming nappies.
One pair of women's’ shorts.
Well you’d be wrong if you thought it was a woman’s suitcase. It was actually mine. (And no, I’m not a closet cross dresser).
I was really surprised when I checked in at Faro airport on the way back from our holiday, to find out my case was 0.7 kg overweight.
The buggers had been sneaking stuff into my case when I wasn’t looking.