Friday, 1 January 2010
Just checked the level of the FE's wine lake. It would appear that we breached the so called "alcohol guidelines" by a factor of ten last night. Do I give a shit? No.
Just easing the pain with a fine single malt or three.
One of the top Darwin awards for 2009.
(26 September 2009, Belgium) The city of Dinant is the backdrop for this rare Double Darwin Award. Two bankrobbers attempting to make a sizeable withdrawal from an ATM machine died when they overestimated the quantity of dynamite needed for the explosion. The blast demolished the building the bank was housed in. Nobody else was in the building at the time of the attack.
Robber One was rushed to the hospital with severe head trauma; he died shortly after arrival. Investigators initially assumed that his accomplice had managed a getway, but the second bungler's body was excavated from the debris twelve hours later. Would-be Robbers One and Two weren't exactly impoverished--their getaway car was a BMW.
"Debit cards are safer."
"Dynamite: not for everything."
"They really blew it."
"Self Banking Gone Extreme"
Please read this quietly. And don't slam the door on your way out