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Monday 21 June 2010

The phone rang......

phone

 

Sure enough it was from the eldest daughter. Just yesterday we had been trawling around for wedding venues. So I presumed it was about that.

Oh no.

(I won't bore you with the one asking how to bake a potato)

She and her prospective husband have put in an offer for a flat in St Albans. Fair enough you think. Good on them.

However.

I expect the next call will be asking me to help out with the deposit.

What should I do, as a pensioner living near the poverty line. (Ok, not quite).

1. Tell her to F off?

2. Lend her everything she asks for?

3. Haggle?

4. Tell her to walk the streets?

5. Sell her cats?

6. Borrow from a lone shark?

5. None of the above?

Answers on an E card.