The Queen arrives in Glasgow and she bumps into Alex Salmond.
HMtQ says "How nice to see you Mr Salmond"
AS says "Nice to see you too Ma'am, Now, what are we going to call Scotland after we win Independence? How about calling it a Kingdom, and then I will be a King?"
HMtQ "No, we don't like that"
AS "What about an Empire? Then I'll be the Emperor".
HMtQ " No, we don't like that either"
AS " Alright then, what about calling it a Principality? Then I'll be a Prince"
HMtQ " No Mr Salmond, I think we will call it a Country".