Unimaginable Horror. If Labour or the Libdems get in they intend to ban Page 3 girls in the Sun! (Not that I read it of course).
MPs Harriet Harman and Lynne Featherstone will move swiftly to change the law and ban Page 3 forever.
Our national treasures - who even enjoy the Royal seal of approval from our future King Prince Charles - will be no more.
Is there anything that they won't ban?
And in the comments:
VOTE CONSERVATIVE! VOTE TITS!
I'm not quite sure what or who the commenter is referring to.