It must be a slow day at the Evening Standard.
CPS drops the case of assault by flying sausage
WTF?
A bizarre case of assault by sausage has been dropped after a judge said that prosecuting could affect the dignity of his court and the prosecution process itself.
*As you can see it’s a quiet day at FE towers as well*
Had the case gone ahead .. and the accused being found guilty ..
ReplyDeleteI wonder whether the Judge would have "bangered" him up ..
Or merely told him to "fork-off" and grow up ..?