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Tuesday, 23 December 2014

Another film that won't be released.

FOX News reported today that Walt Disney's new film called 'Jet Black,' the African-American version of 'Snow White' has been canceled.  All of the seven (7) dwarfs ”Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger, Drive By, Homeboy, and Shank have refused to sing 'Hi Ho' because they say it offends Black prostitutes.  They also say they damn sure have no intention of singing, "It's off to work we go.

I'll be waiting for the knock on the door. Hopefully I've offended someone.

7 comments:

  1. Bugger! Wish I'd thought of this...

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  2. If you're north o' the border:-

    https://twitter.com/policescotland/status/547395410411921410

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  3. A similar one was also banned, Snow White (Debs Arnot) and the seven smokers.

    Toothrot

    Brownteeth

    Blacklung

    Stroke

    Cancer

    Cough

    Death.

    Unfortunately this offended smokerloonies who claim nobody has died becaUSE of smoking ,also Dick Puddlecote knows a smoker at the allotments who is 90 and is still alive and kicking.

    Simon Clark also objected to toothrot because non smokers can also get it.

    Frank wrong -un Davis , Dictator and leader of the (banging on about the smoking ban) cult has promised to "retaliate" against anyone who shows the film as its part of a conspiracy against smokers and its beloved and respected wise leader .


    Merry Christmas

    Rickie

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    1. Merry Christmas, Rickie. I hope the New Year brings you wisdom.

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    2. Ah, tricky Dickie, still spreading your messages of hatred around the web. But that's ok, we smokers are a tolerant and forgiving bunch. We realise that you have no control over your utterances. It's a sort of Tourette's syndrome brought on by an over-reliance on the disseminations of your religious leaders in Tobacco Control. It can be cured, you know. All it takes is to learn to sit down and relax with, for instance, a nice Turkish blend cigarette (a Virginia blend would be equally effective, or even a nice cigar). However, I realise your pathological hatred of all things smoking precludes any return to normality, so I guess you'd better keep taking the pills in the hope that one day they will work.
      Merry Christmas, Dickie.

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  4. Anything pro-smoking is automatically Politically Incorrect. So "Snow White and the Seven Smokers" is automatically (yuck) PC.

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