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Sunday, 20 November 2011

Five Catholics

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square, Rome .

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, Everyone calls him 'Father'.”

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.When he walks into a room, People call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.When he enters a room, Everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,
The four men give her a subtle, "Well...?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,
38D breast,
24" waist and
34" hips.




When she walks into a room, people say,'My God!'"


  1. Aptly posted on a Sunday, FE.

    Superb timing.

  2. More silicon than Bill Gates ever DREAMED of.

    Ugly cow as well.

  3. She may not be the most beautiful girl around, but if you class Keeley Hazell as an "Ugly Cow" I would LOVE to meet your idea of a "looker"...

    And by the way - silicon is a hard crystalline substance used to make semiconductors. Silicone is a sticky liquid used for boob jobs, and 4 wheel drive transmission couplings...


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