I was going to try an attempt a serious post tonight. I’ll give you this instead.
A woman was proudly driving her 'pubic beetle' until the police arrested her after a series of accidents.
The court ruled that her car was creating a dangerous situation on the roads.
It was ruled that she had to paint-over her car's hood
You don't suppose the other drivers were driving along saying 'Twat the hell was that??'
It's a good thing she was picked up by the fuzz....
OK, enough with the cracks now!!