A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a
year.
Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of
alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be British, doesn't it?
Blinding!
ReplyDeleteEspecially if its that knock off vodka.
As opposed to the average Russian .. who walks 22 miles & necks 900 gallons of alcohol a year .. ;)
ReplyDeleteWhat a wonderful use of statistics!
ReplyDeleteBut surely, this just proves it is more economical to drink meths?
If only it wasn't such a repulsive colour, Dio .. ;)
ReplyDeleteThe colour can be removed with a bit of judicious use of Fuller's Earth.
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