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Monday 6 June 2011

Women

I just don't understand my wife.   She's

always nagging me to keep things around

the house fixed up..........

 

I replaced the broken door latch on her car.

car door

I installed new taps in the kitchen sink.

kitchen sink

I fixed the sagging kitchen cabinets.

cabinet

I replaced the rotten steps by the front door.

steps

She wanted a Porta-Potty" for when we went camping.

plastic chair

She wanted more privacy in the bathroom.

toilets

I fixed everything she wanted.......  
And still, she isn't happy....!

Note to self. Must get around to serious posting.

6 comments:

  1. Now we know why you call yourself an 'Engineer'.

    Maybe your sobriquet should be 'The Ingenious Engineer'?

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  2. I run the internationally known firm of "Bodgeit and Scarper".

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  3. But you didn't install a socket for her hairdryer in the bathroom...

    Seen at Waspnest's brother's blog

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  4. Captain Haddock7 June 2011 at 09:00

    Barry Bucknell eat yer heart out .. :) :)

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  5. Captain Haddock7 June 2011 at 10:22

    "I run the internationally known firm of "Bodgeit and Scarper" ...

    I was told by a mate of mine who used to live in West London that there were a pair of Sikh brothers who worked as odd-job men in & around Southall ..

    Apparently, the logo on their van read ..

    "You've tried the Cowboys .. now try the Indians" ..


    And in the Town where I now live, a firm who sell made-to-measure blinds, display a sign reading "Blind Man Driving" in the rear window of their delivery van ..

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  6. From my collection:

    http://i54.tinypic.com/5r250.jpg

    And this one:

    http://chickencrap.com/media_images/3383.jpg?546

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