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Tuesday, 17 May 2011

A note you don’t want to receive.

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let  you know about the small  accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway..

Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Sylvia Park and when I turned into the driveway

I  accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. 

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. 

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me.

You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. 

I am  enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms  again.  

Your loving wife.


crasg garage


Your girlfriend phoned.


  1. First larf I've had today. It'll probably be the only one...

  2. At least you're still able to. A few years down the road and that'll be banned as well.

    The offence of "laughing with intent".

  3. To my loving wife,
    How did you manage to kill garage, the truck and the vette all in one fell swoop? Never mind, I still love you...but the money to fix all this is coming out of the trust fund your father left you.

    Your loving husband

  4. Actually I larfed agin today... (But I can't remember why?)

    That little scene of carnage is nothing that Chip Foose and the team at Overhaulin' couldn't fix in a few days.


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