TIME has been called on a phoney pub landlord after planning chiefs demanded his shed-cum-pub is demolished.
However he did go a bit over the top.
Dean Goodearl built a timber, Swiss-style chalet in his back garden in Pimpernel Way, Chatham, and turned it into a bar, complete with drinks optics and beer pumps.
He has now been ordered to remove the chalet, and a fence which separates it from the rest of his garden.
Mr Goodearl, 23, kitted out his 8x6m makeshift pub with a dartboard, plasma TV screen, pool table, glitter disco ball and a one-armed bandit.
It has ornately framed Georgian-style windows and double doors opening onto a wooden veranda, which was complete with a bin especially designed for cigarette butts.
Mind you it is my favourite council’s decision. Medway.