If all those Parliamentary candidates want my vote. Where have they got to?
In all the time I've lived at this address I've never seen any of the scum candidates.
The Jehovah's witnesses have been more prevalent.
(I'll probably wish I hadn't posted this. They'll probably be round in packs tommorrow).
I had JW's visit this morning. Told them I drank the blood of my slain enemies in battle and that I am the second coming.
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Mmmm. Good one. I'll remember it.
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