Our National heritage is under threat at this election.

Unimaginable Horror. If Labour or the Libdems get in they intend to ban Page 3 girls in the Sun! (Not that I read it of course).

MPs Harriet Harman and Lynne Featherstone will move swiftly to change the law and ban Page 3 forever.

Our national treasures - who even enjoy the Royal seal of approval from our future King Prince Charles - will be no more.

Is there anything that they won't ban?

And in the comments:

VOTE CONSERVATIVE!  VOTE TITS!

I'm not quite sure what or who the commenter is referring to.

TITS

Letterbox mouth slags off Brown.

I see that our Cherie has just slipped up and let her true feelings of Brown be known.

An enthusiastic local Labour supporter (yes, there are some left) was overheard telling Cherie at the festival that the response to her leafleting on the doorstep in the marginal seat was not good.

‘I’m very worried that Gordon is a liability for us,’ the female supporter said as Mrs Blair signed copies of Speaking For Myself at Swindon’s Wyvern Theatre.

‘Me too,’ came the reply from the mouth which has been likened to a plankton-starved basking shark that has just come off a diet.

Mind you she's a bit late. I've been saying the same for 13 years.

SOURCE

Cameron gets a yes from Cowell

Tory leader David Cameron has won a big-name celebrity endorsement with TV talent supremo Simon Cowell declaring the Tory leader was "the prime minister Britain needs at this time".

The multi-millionaire entrepreneur, writing in The Sun newspaper, said he believed Mr Cameron had the "substance and the stomach to navigate us through difficult times".

His public endorsement will come as a disappointment to Prime Minister Gordon Brown who has often talked about his fondness for Cowell shows such as The X Factor and Britain's Got Talent.

More.....

Who in their right mind would vote for more of this?

Vote Labour and you'll be sorry. Very sorry.

   

H/T to Tory Bear

Well done that man.

A "maverick" Labour candidate who branded Gordon Brown the "worst Prime Minister" has been unrepentant despite being disowned by his party.

North West Norfolk candidate Manish Sood hit out at Mr Brown less than 48 hours before the polls open.

Amazing. A politician that isn't going to be browbeaten. Whatever next?  Honesty in Westminster?

Nah. It'll never happen.

Peter & Gordon

If you're not easily scared, visit the Penguin.

Go!

Even Gordon's own side think he's crap.

 

A Labour parliamentary candidate today dubbed Gordon Brown the worst Prime Minister Britain has had.

According to the Lynn News newspaper, North West Norfolk candidate Manish Sood said: "Immigration has gone up which is creating friction within communities. The country is getting bigger and messier.

Where have you been for the last thirteen years mate?

Coming so close to the election, Mr Sood's comments will come as a major blow to Mr Brown's bid to win a fourth term for Labour.

Oh I do hope so.

I wonder if the BEEB will pick up on this? I'm not holding my breath.

 

SOURCE

'The first punch came, landing on my nose, sending blood down my face'

'Independent' reporter Jerome Taylor relives his bloody experience on the trail of voting fraud in east London.

When I look back on it now what surprises me is how disarmingly polite my attackers were.

"What are you doing?" asked one of the two, seemingly inquisitive, Asian teenagers who approached me on a quiet cul-de-sac in Bow, east London, shortly after 1pm yesterday.

"There's been a photographer around here, do you know her?" he added.

More.....

It would seem that postal voting fraud is worse than 2005.

The People v Gordon Brown

 

H/T to the Red Rag

Back to front?

This is very cleverly done.