Saturday silliness

I GAVE YOU JUST ONE JOB... ONE BLOODY JOB!!!

Outside line?

Checkmate.

Corny old one.

I know their is a data protection act, but…..

Arse about face

Something about those planning regulations?

Oh go fork yourself

Handy

Superbat

Speaks for itself

Very pointed

The kids can see you coming

Just for foreign cyclists

??????????????????

I’m not even going to bother

Carpet cleaner?

Doh!

Just to ensure you have a pile of crap. Or to blame you wife for a wet toilet floor.