He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his girlfriend moved forwards then backwards......forwards then backwards......back and forth.........back and forth........in and out.........in and out.
Her heart was now pounding faster, her face flushed as she moaned, softly at first........then she began to groan louder! Finally.....totally exhausted she let out an almighty scream!!!
"Ok, Ok! I can't park the f**kin car! You do it you smug ba**ard!!"
I had no idea we lived in the same town until I read this!
ReplyDeleteThe FE is inclined to lock his own mother out of her house
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ReplyDeleteI stood back whilst a woman tried to park her car in the middle of three empty spaces in a carpark in Sutton, south of London. She moved in, out, across, backwards. sideways, whilst I and other appreciative drivers watched in silent hysteria.
Finally, I intervened, got her to wind her window down, and through patience, kindness and four full wheelocks, got her positioned fairly in the centre bay. I asked her, "Did your husband teach you to drive?" She nodded. I then said "Ask him for a refund!"
ReplyDeleteI stood back whilst a woman tried to park her car in the middle of three empty spaces in a carpark in Sutton, south of London. She moved in, out, across, backwards. sideways, whilst I and other appreciative drivers watched in silent hysteria.
Finally, I intervened, got her to wind her window down, and through patience, kindness and four full wheelocks, got her positioned fairly in the centre bay. I asked her, "Did your husband teach you to drive?" She nodded. I then said "Ask him for a refund!"
A recent report tells of a discussion between father and son upon the discovery of the son watching internet porn.
ReplyDeleteFather "Actually Son, the ladies are not usually that enthusiastic".