No this is not an advert for a movie.
It’s some fuckwits idea to nanny smokers into submission.
From October 1st, the UK's eight million smokers will be encouraged to give up tobacco for a full 28 days, as part of a scheme known as Stoptober.
Stoptober. What a stupid name for a start. But then again I’m used to this sort of “lets give it a name and hope that it sticks”.
Of course the usual nannying fake charities are behind it.
The scheme was unveiled this week by the Department of Health and has been backed by the British Heart Foundation and Cancer Research UK.
Look you lot. I happen to enjoy smoking immensely. So you can just FUCK OFF.
*Needed to get that off my chest* Now I’m going for a smoke.