A Liverpool girl enters an adult shop and asks for a vibrator.
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall."
She says "I'll take that red one."
The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."
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Q. What do you call a 27 year old Liverpool girl?
A. Granny.
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Q. What do you call a Liverpool girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
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Q. What does a Liverpool girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
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Q. There are two Liverpool girls in a car without any music - who is
driving?
A. The policeman..
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Q. What's the most confusing day in Liverpool ?
A. Father's day.
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Q. How do people know Jesus wasn't born in Liverpool ?
A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!
I imagine you're a Brighton & Hove Albion supporter...
ReplyDeleteAre you Boris Johnson?
ReplyDelete[Oh - I note the new, worse, Capcha, demands a response before a reply can be accepted. It really is a PITA]
Am sure there is a suburb/country in every country and city that this posting is applicable to. For me it would be Adelaide's (South Australia's capitol city) northern suburb of Elizabeth that I could replace 'Liverpool' with : )
ReplyDeleteYou missed one of my favourites:
ReplyDeleteQ. What do you call a Liverpudlian in a suit?
A. The Accused.
So I did.
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