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Monday, 16 January 2012
Unlimited energy
Just join two immutable facts together and we have a new source of perpetual energy.
This must be one of the generator sets that they used on the Costa Concordia! Looks like an engine connected to the alternator connected to the cat-bread which is also the engine. Or is the engine backup?
You've missed a trick. What breed of cat? What colour? What gender? Wholemeal, white or half-and-half bread? Butter? Margarine? Any flavoured spread? Toasted or not?
The research grant opportunities alone are staggering.
"What you'll get instead of infinite energy is infinite screeching. Which is what you must expect if you insert a large drive shaft into a cat's anus."
According to this device doing that should help to tame an errant moggy...
There is already mathmatical formula for this, it was worked out some time ago and if I remember correctly, the speed of revolution is inversely proportional to the a: type of topping on bread and b: how expensive the carpet is under the cat.
This must be one of the generator sets that they used on the Costa Concordia! Looks like an engine connected to the alternator connected to the cat-bread which is also the engine. Or is the engine backup?
ReplyDeleteDaedalus
You've missed a trick. What breed of cat? What colour? What gender? Wholemeal, white or half-and-half bread? Butter? Margarine? Any flavoured spread? Toasted or not?
ReplyDeleteThe research grant opportunities alone are staggering.
Daedalus. That's the backup generator for when the cat dies of starvation.
ReplyDeleteWolfers. I'm going for all colours of bread and cat. I wouldn't want to be charged as racist.
Shame they didn't have one of these on the Costa Concordia...
ReplyDeleteI am so tempted to take this on, pro bono. Just to see what fun I can have with the patent examiners.
ReplyDeleteAnd if you butter the bread on the other side???
ReplyDeleteJmac.
And when the cat eventually vomits on the bread .. you get instant Sandwich Spread .. ;)
ReplyDeleteI hope you've considered the Health & Safety aspect? There must be adequate room to swing the cat, and suitable warning signs placed around it...
ReplyDeleteI should say so MD ..
ReplyDeleteSwinging cats can be highly dangerous .. and is no laughing matter .. ;)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2087561/Pensioner-85-fights-life-falling-cat-hits-head.html
Bloody hell, CH - I shouldn't have jested...
ReplyDeletePerhaps we should get Richard to apply his mathematical skills, and workout how many cricket bats the cats impact would be equivalent to!
Nope, sorry, won't work.
ReplyDeleteAs the cat is now supported by shaft it is no longer falling. Therefore it no longer feels the need to rotate feet first.
What you'll get instead of infinite energy is infinite screeching. Which is what you must expect if you insert a large drive shaft into a cat's anus.
"What you'll get instead of infinite energy is infinite screeching. Which is what you must expect if you insert a large drive shaft into a cat's anus."
ReplyDeleteAccording to this device doing that should help to tame an errant moggy...
There is already mathmatical formula for this, it was worked out some time ago and if I remember correctly, the speed of revolution is inversely proportional to the a: type of topping on bread and b: how expensive the carpet is under the cat.
ReplyDeleteMicrodave,
ReplyDeleteThank you.
I've been looking for that device on the internet for
years.
I saw it many years ago and then lost it.
Thank you.