Ever wondered what the difference between Grannies and Grandads is?
5 year old granddaughter is usually taken to school, daily, by her
grandfather.
When he had a bad cold his wife took the grandchild.
That night she told her parents that the ride to school with granny was very different!!
"What made it different?" asked her parents:
"Gran and I didn't see a single tosser, blind bastard, dick-head or wanker anywhere on the way to school today!'
Wednesday, 4 January 2012
Difference between Grans and Grandads
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And no doubt all the other women drivers on the road drove at the correct speed, paused at all the roundabouts & give-way junctions, and, it was only male drivers using their mobile phones.
ReplyDeleteLies. All lies. [*cough*]
ReplyDeleteGrandad.
ReplyDeleteI can spot fake coughing a mile off.
Spot on. It's me and 'er to a T!
ReplyDeleteNot many things make us both laugh out loud these, so well done you tosser!
Bet Granny took the "scenic" route .. ;)
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