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Wednesday 4 January 2012

Difference between Grans and Grandads

Ever wondered what the  difference between Grannies and Grandads is?
5 year old granddaughter is usually taken to school, daily, by her
grandfather.
When he had a bad cold his wife took the grandchild.

That night she told her parents that  the ride to school with granny was very different!!

"What made it different?" asked her parents:

"Gran and I didn't see a single tosser,  blind bastard, dick-head or wanker anywhere on the way to school today!'

5 comments:

  1. And no doubt all the other women drivers on the road drove at the correct speed, paused at all the roundabouts & give-way junctions, and, it was only male drivers using their mobile phones.

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  2. Grandad.

    I can spot fake coughing a mile off.

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  3. Spot on. It's me and 'er to a T!

    Not many things make us both laugh out loud these, so well done you tosser!

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  4. Bet Granny took the "scenic" route .. ;)

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