Public service broadcast
When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.
When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart
problems.
When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.
Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
Warn all your friends.
It can make you fall over and hurt yourself too!
ReplyDeleteI knew there was something sinister about ice, I just f*****g new it. Straight whiskey from now on for me!
ReplyDeleteOf course ice is bad for you ..
ReplyDeleteIt did the Titanic fuck all good at all .. ;)
Should that be 'warm all your friends'?
ReplyDelete:-P
In it's natural liquid, chemical state, Dihydrogen monoxide, it is positively lethal. See the link below for more information.
ReplyDeleteThis substance should be banned immediately. There is a worldwide movement banging on about the dangers of Second Hand Smoke but S.H.S. fades to total insignificance when compared with this.
Maybe A.S.H. should join forces with the B.M.A. and the E.P.A. and get this vile, dangerous chemical banned...
http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
Arf!
ReplyDelete"Dihydrogen monoxide, it is positively lethal"
It's true. How many people drown in it every year? Bleedin' loads. And I shouldn't be at all surprised if it's not responsible for the runaway global warming we're experiencing too.
Ban it, before it's too late and it kills all the polar bears.