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Saturday, 26 November 2011

Involuntary Muscle Contraction

Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to a group of first year medical students.

This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, 'Do you know what your arse hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably out playing golf with his mates.'

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom!

Ed. Abnormal service will resume on Monday. (That’s if I survive major dental work scheduled for 11.30).


  1. Nice one FE ...

    Good luck with the Fang Farrier .. Ask to see the senior Dental Surgeon ..

    If you're gonna end up paying for it, you might as well be treated by "Top Gum" .. ;)

  2. Nice! It reminds me of the one about the plumber who called on a woman one morning, asking her, 'Are you the lady whose shit-house doesn't work?' To which she replied, 'No, he's just gone to work.'

    I heard that one 50 years ago and it still makes me chuckle.


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