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Thursday, 3 November 2011

IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAIL CONCERNING MY DOG...

 

smoking dog

Please be advised I am sick and tired of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six illegal immigrants , four Liberals wearing FCUK  tee shirts, two rappers, nine teenagers with pants hanging down past their cracks, eight customer service desk people speaking in broken English, 3 pairs of Jehovah's Witnesses, and a Pakistani taxi driver.

 

FOR THE LAST TIME.

THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!

5 comments:

  1. Pure genius FE ... :) :)

    Ps .. Bloody spoilsport .. ;)

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  2. That's so clever and funny :)

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  3. Brilliant FE - Made me nearly piss myself.

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  4. If you are being pestered by a shifty-looking bloke with the hoodie pulled down over his face, tell Rowan Williams the monk's habit isn't fooling anyone, his tea is ready and to go back to Lambeth Palace. The pros will deal with it in their own good time.

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  5. Funny.. That dog looks nothing like one of those infamous smoking Beagles.

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