While hiking along the white cliffs of Dover this morning I noticed a Muslim extremist slip from the cliffs and fall into the English Channel .
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he had been carrying.
If he didn't get help he'd surely drown.
Being a responsible Brit, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed Kent Police and the Home Office.
It is now 4 p.m., he has drowned, and neither authority has yet responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.
Great punchline.
ReplyDeleteAnother good one, with a similarly watery theme is :- "That vicar knows nothing about shark fishing."
First or second class?.......Not that it would make any difference.
ReplyDeleteI have invented a land mine that looks like a carpet.
ReplyDeleteProphets are going through the roof!