My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him.He visits the doctor once a year for his check-up, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me in the head like a ton of bricks ....
My cat must be an Illegal Immigrant.
And I bet he doesn't speak English either ..
ReplyDeleteOr if he does .. at least "cocks a deaf 'un" when it suits him .. ;)
You may own a dog, but a cat always owns you...
ReplyDeleteIn similar vein, I saw this t'other day, which made me laugh ..
ReplyDelete"I went down to the DHSS the other morning to sign my dog on but the woman said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw benefit"..
I explained to her that my dog is black, unemployed, idle, can't speak English and has no clue who his dad is.
She looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.
He gets his first payment on Friday" ...
H/T to ..
http://dioclese.blogspot.com/
"He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day."
ReplyDeleteOne last visit to the vet.
Jmac.
My pussy Tomkins came from Germany with a proper pussy passport - that means he's probably of Turkish descent
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