A Swedish man has been arrested after attempting to split atoms in his kitchen, claiming that he was only doing it as a “hobby”.
I must say that I’ve never thought of taking up a hobby like that. Mmmmm.
Handl, 31, said he had tried for months to set up a nuclear reactor at home and kept a blog about his experiments, describing how he created a small meltdown on his stove.
The best bit about the article is the comments that follow.
“If he sold his story to the tabloids, he could make a bomb.”
And
“I think my wife split some atoms in our kitchen this evening.
She called it 'dinner', but I have my doubts. If I glow later on, Let me know.”
And
“Didn't he know that the easiest way to split atoms is to put them in a box marked "Fragile" and send it through the post?”
And
“Blue Peter has much to answer for “
Finally another man who won’t be getting any how’s your father any time soon.
“Judging from my wife's attempts at cooking and the frequent 'meltdowns' which occur in our kitchen, I think she has proven beyond all doubt that 'cold fusion' DOES exist.”
Right wing libertarian extremist!
ReplyDeleteWell, someone's going to say it.
Blonde, blue eyed, Christian.
ReplyDeleteI bet he & his mates have even got their own magazine .. "Atom-Splitter's Monthly" ..
ReplyDeleteI guess what finally gave him away was the finding of a luminous 4lb club hammer & a "hot" cold chisel ..
Nah. It's "Chain reaction weekly"
ReplyDeleteNah. It's "Chain reaction weekly"
ReplyDeleteAhhh .. I thought that was the Mag of choice for the BDSM brigade ..
I stand duly corrected FE .. :)
I think its all a misunderstanding.
ReplyDeleteHe was just trying to make 'fission chips'
(i'll get me coat)
@ Gristle ..
ReplyDeleteWell done .. made my day .. ;)
He could almost pass as being British....
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