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Monday, 15 August 2011

Global Facts About Sex

At Any Given Moment:

FACT #1:

79,000,000 people are engaged in sex - right now!

FACT #2:

58,000,000 are kissing.

FACT #3:

37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.

FACT #4:

One, lonely, elderly person is reading Blog posts.

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8 comments:

  1. Joe Public15 August 2011 at 20:17

    Bugger! You caught me out.

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  2. Old Codger15 August 2011 at 20:28

    That makes two so fact 4 is not quite right.

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  3. The Filthy Engineer15 August 2011 at 20:37

    Bugger. I'm going to have to alter facts 1, 2, & 3 now.

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  4. Maverick15 August 2011 at 20:58

    Make that 3

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  5. Joe Public15 August 2011 at 21:07

    And don't forget that some onanists can multi-task!

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  6. The Filthy Engineer15 August 2011 at 21:36

    You mean I'm supposed to type and copulate at the same time. Dream on.

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  7. malpas16 August 2011 at 02:22

    Go on
    - 'Who has measured the ground?'
    Do tell.

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  8. bollixed16 August 2011 at 10:21

    I can last for hours reading blogs.

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