THE correct insurance companies for sex ........
SEX with your wife -Legal & GeneralSEX with your future wife-Mutual TrustSEX with your secretary - Employers LiabilitySEX with a prostitute - Commercial UnionSEX on the telephone- Direct lineSEX with your biographer - Quote me happySEX in a hurry- Insure & goSEX with your boyfriend -Standard LifeSEX with a transvestite- Confused. comSEX with someone different - Go compare. comSEX with an animal - Compare the meerkat. comSEX with a fat bird - More ThanSEX on the back seat - Sheila's wheelsSEX with an o.a.p- SagaSEX with a posh bird - Privilege .comSEX with a sheep - Farmers Union
Anymore, Anyone?
Sex with a condom - Prudential?
ReplyDeleteSex with an Intern - Churchill.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking as someone who constantly worries about the expiry date on a pack of 3... imagine the humiliation of renewing your policy, claiming full NCD!
ReplyDeleteHahahahhahahahaha. Well done all
ReplyDeleteSex with a seaman-Admiral
ReplyDeleteSex with a six-fingered mong .. Norwich Union
ReplyDeleteSex with a really fat bird - Elephant.
ReplyDeleteSex with a Page 3 girl - Sun Life.
Sex with someone who has premature ejaculation - Swiftcover.
Quickie with a yank - American Express
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