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Friday, 1 July 2011

How to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity


1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars See If They Slow Down.
2. On all your check stubs, write " For Marijuana."
3. Skip down the street Rather than Walk, and see how many looks you get.
4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Sing Along At The Opera.
6.   When The money comes out of the cash machine, Scream" I Won!   I Won!"
7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Car park, Yelling "Run For Your Lives!  They're Loose!"
8. Tell Your Children over Dinner, "Due To the Economy, We are Going To Have To Let One of You Go." 
9. Pick up a box of condoms at the chemist, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.

And finally

10. Keep following this Blogger.

Just saying

A customer service broadcast.


  1. Soak the labels off the tins and bottles you put out for recycling. A neighbour asked me why I did it and I told him it was so the council could not identify the products I choose to buy. The next week he started doing the same thing!

  2. "On all your check stubs"

    Something tells me this originated across the pond...

  3. Not at all. I do refer to them as stubs. As they are stubby.

  4. seen or heard anything about this little bit of stupidity from England's nanny state government?

    The same road our own pack of nitwits and current retard in charge here in the USA are driving us towards. I'm living a nightmare I swear.

    *on a humorous note..I LOVE the the word that was generate for me to type for verification I'm a human before it lets me post. today's word to post here..-tatas. ROFL.

  5. I meant Cheque, rather than Check. the latter is the US way of spelling it.


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