Anyone want to buy one used aircraft carrier?
Vessel ARK ROYAL R07
Light Aircraft Carrier
Length: 210m
Beam: 36m
Draught: 5.8m
Current Displacement: 19000 tonnes
Estimated Metal Weight: 10000 tonnes inc. machinery
Estimated metal %: 95% steel
Location: HM Naval Base Portsmouth
Date and time for viewings:
8am Tuesday 3rd May
8am Wednesday 4th May
Requests for viewing MUST be submitted in writing no later than Wednesday 27th April together with a brief outline of your intentions regarding the vessel to the following:
Noelle Gardner email: desdsa-bd1a@mod.uk (01869 256346)
Janet Kynman email: desdsa-mst1a2@mod.uk (01869 256017)
Tender Closure: Monday 13th June 2011 at 10 am
NOTE:
All Tender Documents to be sent to:
Emma Harris MCIPS,
Commercial Manager Special Projects,
Building H9 Room 7, H Site
DSA Bicester
DE&S Arncott
Bicester
OXON, OX25 1LP
Tel: 01869 256014
All Tender documentation will be found under Additional Specifications.
Product ID:
ARK001
Manufacturer:
Availability: In stock
Our Price: N/A
Bring your own aircraft. Note: Must have vectored thrust. Or you could just supply those ones with the whirly thingee on the top.
Best buy a replenishment ship to go with it. Fuel consumption approximately 110 litres/Mile.
The successful bidder will be required to send a cheque made out to “Filthy Engineer independent trader” within twenty four hours.
It'd make a fantastic floating Brothel, or private "Smoky-Drinky" Club, FE ... :)
ReplyDeleteI bet that chap that loves to annoy his po-faced neighbours with military vehicles parked out front wishes he had a big garden pond...
ReplyDeleteAt a scrap steel price of, say, $100/ton, you can have it for just under a million.
ReplyDeleteBrgds
Peter Melia