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Sunday, 26 December 2010

Think of the Cheeldren

Bloody Locusts Children emptied the cellars of all the alcohol that FE bought for Christmas. Considering that FE bought £ 278 of booze on the thursday before Christmas, that’s some going. They’ve just had the cheek to complain about the lack of stock.

So FE has been forced to trudge through the snowdrifts to the local alcohol retailer and buy the following:

Vodka x 2

Wine (White) x 4

Beer. 24 bottles.

Rum x 1

I’m keeping my coat on as I expect that I’ll have to repeat the journey.

Think of the Cheeeeeldren. Bah humbug.


  1. Jealous and a half - At least they can enjoy themselves - I'm' pooped 'cos the stamina's gone.
    Maybe they're showing a willingness to ignore drinking propaganda. Long may they drink and enjoy life!

  2. It's your own fault. You should have kept your dick in your trousers...

  3. I came home on Christmas night with more beer then I had bought.

    Everyone got me ale for Christmas.


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