This article says it all about women and their unwitting weapon in the fight against the male sex.
Throughout Britain's streets a dangerous weapon is on the rise. Both the trafficking and the ownership of the weapon remain legal – and, protected by the law, its users show little or no remorse for the harm they inflict. I hereby call on the Government to take urgent action against this menace. As the weeks go by, it will only become more widespread.
And if you’re a man.
I'm aware, incidentally, that there exist some male pedestrians who carry xxxxxxxxs. These creatures are not men in any true sense and should be looked upon with suspicion.
Have a guess at what the womens’ weapon of choice is?
Hairspray ??
ReplyDeleteI was going to say hairspray :) but I'm wrong aren't I?
ReplyDeleteSNAP Capt Haddock :)
ReplyDeleteNope. Not even close.
ReplyDeleteIt's just gotta be fags, what else leads to smokers droop?
ReplyDelete'His' credit card(s)?
ReplyDeleteUmbrellas. It says so in the article.
ReplyDeleteYup.
ReplyDeleteI'd put the wheelie/come-along suitcase/briefcase in the same league.
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